Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
Author:Justin Halpern
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub, azw3
Tags: Halpern, Humor, Justin, Sam, Fathers and sons, General, American Satire And Humor, Family Relationships, Quotations, Topic - Family
ISBN: 9780061992704
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2010-05-04T07:00:00+00:00
On Picking the Right College
“Don’t pick some place just because you think it’ll be easy to get laid there…. No, no, that’s a very good reason to pick a lot of things, just not this.”
On Proper Etiquette for Borrowing His Car
“You borrowed the car, and now it smells like shit. I don’t care if you smell like shit, that’s your business. But when you shit up my car, then that’s my business. Take it somewhere and un-shit that smell.”
On Curfew
“I don’t give a shit what time you get home, just don’t wake me up. That’s your curfew: not waking me up.”
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